Pink Vibrator
I knew this dude who was out at a work function with work people. There was this girl who was a complete psyco. She kept on try to have sex with him. It got to the point when she was undressing him in th back of a car with the boss in the front seat. it got to the point that she took his hand and put it up her shirt. He felt uncomfortable but then tried to figure out how he would pull this off. So what he did was go to his bag of tricks and gave her a Pink Vibrator. She later told him the next day that she used it all night and thought of him. Later that week they finally had sex and then her boyfriend showed up and cried like a chick because he was half the man. The moral of the story is that a Pink Vibrator just did what it had to do.